inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

(via tatehorror)

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byvalour:

there is love to be found if you’ll just open your heart,

there is light to be found when you are lost in the dark

(via teenscoolest)

minimist:

but why are crop tops more expensive than normal tops

Why do we even wear clothes, other animals seem fine without it

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evilfartgallery:

fartgallery:

i hope you’re all having a great day

I don’t

(via richwhitemom)

snorlaxatives:

MILA KUNIS IS PRGNANT WITH ASHTON KUTCHERS KID IT’S LIKE JACKIE AND KELSO ARE STARTING A FAMILY I’M SO HAPPY

(via yelled)

duplication:

studies show its always my fault

(via tatehorror)

rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

(via tatehorror)

If you ever think your parents are doing a shit job at parenting just keep in mind that my mom got kicked in the crotch when she was fourteen so bad it almost needed stitches and it was bleeding really bad, her parents told her to get over it because she was probably on her period

dashdrive:

how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying

when they get angry

(via sorry)

dodie-snk:

HE’S SO STUPID HE CAN’T SCRATCH HIMSELF WITHOUT FALLING DOWN THAT’S CUTE

(via scottthepilgrim)