unexotic:

unexotic:

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

update: i was having an asthma attack

(via coluring)

Godzilla actually destroys tokyo because of all the shit it’s dumping in the ocean.

Ma buddy Godzilla be showering and shit and damn he got oil over him all over again.

fandomqueer:

l0st-and-insecur3:

i think suicidal people are just angels that want to go home.

hi as an actually suicidal person can you please shove this romanticized bullshit back up your ass? Thanks.

(via communistbakery)

lameborghini:

i apologize for every joke i have ever tried to make

(via bastille)

forsakers:

I tumblr more than I go outside.

(via orgasm)

k1mkardashian:

5pock:

elton john suffocating a small child to steal its life force so that he may become young again

the gay agenda

k1mkardashian:

5pock:

elton john suffocating a small child to steal its life force so that he may become young again

the gay agenda

(via seediest)

koenisser:

gentle reminder that cleopatra’s beauty is rumored to have started wars in ancient history

gentle reminder that people are evolving to be more and more attractive

gentle reminder that your beauty probably would have started at least 2 wars by now if you lived in 30 BC

(via clrama)

edating:

my brother retweeted this?????????????????

edating:

my brother retweeted this?????????????????

(via jerkofficial)

hitthejackelswitch:

abbygubler:

ohrobbybaby:

The Sound of Music (1965)

tumblr fucked me up so bad i kept expecting something ridiculous to happen at the end like a still of her telling the kids to go fuck themselves smh

^ME TOO

(via moistbottom)

asker

Anonymous asked: Have you and dicktho fucked yet?

dicktho:

apparentlyawizard:

dicktho:

apparentlyawizard:

We’re gonna wait till marriage

no we arent, dumbass

Guess who isn’t getting any action tonight jerk

me bc im single and alone?

helioscentrifuge:

when i see cuties postin selfies

image

(via jesuschristvevo)

whitedad:

latiis:

my chain hits my chest when im blogging on the dashboard

this is an embarrassment

toni-tan:

If UKIP get in

toni-tan:

If UKIP get in

(via teacroft)

samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

(via dutchster)