(via serionsly)

fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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(via thisendswithyou)

ghost-anus:

ghost-anus:

accidentally offending a good friend

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purposefully offending a bad friend

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(via serionsly)

nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you

(via dutchster)

cleverkats:

Some stories stay with us forever

I’m crying

(via cartertevens)

oknope:

what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again

Someone invend this. Please

(via crystallized-teardrops)

unexotic:

unexotic:

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

update: i was having an asthma attack

(via tipslip)

Godzilla actually destroys tokyo because of all the shit it’s dumping in the ocean.

Ma buddy Godzilla be showering and shit and damn he got oil over him all over again.

fandomqueer:

l0st-and-insecur3:

i think suicidal people are just angels that want to go home.

hi as an actually suicidal person can you please shove this romanticized bullshit back up your ass? Thanks.

(via communistbakery)

lameborghini:

i apologize for every joke i have ever tried to make

(via bastille)

forsakers:

I tumblr more than I go outside.

(via orgasm)

k1mkardashian:

5pock:

elton john suffocating a small child to steal its life force so that he may become young again

the gay agenda

k1mkardashian:

5pock:

elton john suffocating a small child to steal its life force so that he may become young again

the gay agenda

(via seediest)

koenisser:

gentle reminder that cleopatra’s beauty is rumored to have started wars in ancient history

gentle reminder that people are evolving to be more and more attractive

gentle reminder that your beauty probably would have started at least 2 wars by now if you lived in 30 BC

(via clrama)